IMMACULATE CONCEPTION AND THE IDIOT CHILD

I’m not a mother but I have given birth. I didn’t have sex to conceive my child, so in many ways, I liken myself to the Virgin Mary. We differ, however, in the character and quality of our offspring. The lovely, and saintly mother of all Christians immaculately gave birth to a child that would become king and heavenly father to millions. I attempted to single-handedly give birth to a child who I prayed would make me…